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Kooch Quench

Kooch Quench

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A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. After a 4 mile uphill hike, that seemingly innocent trail song your friend KEEPS singing starts to feel like a rusty nail embedding itself in your brain, cutting you off from your morality and all memories of good times had with said friend- all you can think about is survival. Who knows what you would be capable of under such circumstances? Just think of the healing effect of a tall glass of lemonade in those conditions! Phew! Peace! Harmony!

Let’s sing another round, friend- I’m ready for good times! 

The Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice cold lemonade for your vagina. Some bacteria and yeast thrive in and promote a dry cha cha. Coconut oil infused with chamomile and lavender make for an antiseptic, anti-inflammatory environment causing those uninvited guests to bounce. Dryness can occur for other reasons, and discomfort down under puts the brakes on good feels. The Kooch Quench does a stellar job at supporting cell repair, so if you’re healing up post birth or have hecka yoni dryness- this salve is a great aid. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms!!! 

Part of the medicine of this salve is its staying power. The beeswax helps to keep the plant infusion in place. To start, warm up a pea size amount with CLEAN HANDS and apply to the external yone.

Head’s up! Sea Buckthorn oil has the loveliest orange color, it’s partly what packs this plant's medicinal punch. Since it could stain, you might not want to wear your most expensive white & lacey silk undies when using the Kooch Quench.

Please use within 6 months of purchase. Store in a cool and dry place. Our products are organic and freshly made to order skin food. We do not use toxins that make things last forever.

2 fl oz

Ingredients:

Calendula (Calendula officinalis)*, Lavender (Lavandula spp.)* and Chamomile (Matricaria chamomilla) or (Chamaemelum nobile)* infused Virgin Coconut Oil (Cocos nucifera)*, Sea Buckthorn Oil (Hippophae rhamnoides)*, Beeswax (Cera alba)

*Organic