

Swell Salve
Regular price
$14.00
$8.00
Wholesale Price
Horse Chestnut, Yarrow, and Calendula can help soothe, just like a friend reminding you to not let that asshole rule your life.
The bummers down under, the southern swell, the pressure drop, and of course, the pain in the ass. The paaaa-ressure of heavy lifting, trying to solve all the world’s problems, and opening that damn jar of pickles can all lead to feelin’ swoll.
With a clean finger, apply a pea-sized amount of Swell Salve to that swell up to three times a day. Best applied at night when your bod is in repair mode.
Store in a cool and dry place. Our products are organic and freshly made-to-order skin food. We do not use toxins that make things last forever.